|(an irrelevant flyer)|
First WTF. Isn't that private? This was like a folded postcard with a sticker anyone could have poked in. It had my name all over it! Isn't that a HIPPA problem or something?? And what if someone opened that I didn't want to?
Second WTF. What if I'm NOT EVEN PREGNANT ANYMORE? Maybe I filled a Rx for cyctotec and billed $915 to my deductible for my baby/medical waste FOUR WEEKS AGO. Shit, even that doesn't get you off this mailing list? And wouldn't I have needed this pregnancy hotline like five weeks ago anyway?
I just sent in preapproval forms for IVF. Again. And you sent me a flyer with a happy pregnant lady? Right at the exact time miscarriages are likely?
Well, my insurance company has a phone bank of OB nurses. Even if you're deaf or don't speak English, which would make this flyer tough if there weren't a smug pregnant woman on it. If I were pregnant, that might be helpful. Then I might appreciate this flyer. But screw you insurance company and screw you pregnancy support line. The whole Internet is a pregnancy support line. Hell, the whole world is a pregnancy support line. It's the black shroud of infertility that we're supposed to keep to ourselves and not burden anyone or make anyone uncomfortable. Where's that support line?